Monday, December 19, 2011

Reindeer = Overrated

I'm so sick of Reindeer.  Who made them the Stars for the proverbial Christmas Show?  Santa?!  No way! Father Christmas much prefers us dogs.  Namely, Corgis.

Don't believe me?  Well...I don't exactly have proof.  But that's because we're like elves for the Big Man...we remain behind the scenes, keeping the entire production running.  Without any of the back patting or chin scratching we deserve.

Quiet humility.  That's me.

And Reindeer.  They stink.  And their antlers are obnoxious.  And only one of them was lucky enough to get famous for his nose...because their noses are so boring! Have you seen my nose?  Much more exciting.

The Grinch was closest to the mark with Max.  I mean, poor choice in dog (and gender), but we'll take what we can get.  Maybe the next re-make will be done right (Hear that, Jim Carrey?).

See? Don't you think I have the ears for it?


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